I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am.
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second