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milestaylorcosplay:

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO MANY STAIRS#THIS IS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF STAIRS AND BALCONIES AND LEVELS
posted 1 day ago · 8,191 notes © luxuryandlife


lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

posted 1 day ago · 416,866 notes © celaborn


partytimexelent:

Jesus christ, someone captured the lip-biting. I fucking hate you

posted 1 day ago · 13,021 notes © mockingday


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sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD
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thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.

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ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

posted 1 day ago · 338,067 notes © doxian


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friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

posted 1 day ago · 356,060 notes © axolottl


zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

posted 1 day ago · 224,492 notes © madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b


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aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

posted 1 day ago · 99,831 notes © aquariantides


onceuponatimetherewasanangel:

I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am. 

posted 1 day ago · 90,689 notes © spaceandbones


caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

posted 1 day ago · 130,613 notes © caloriq